Just email me at: EVEONLINE4FREE@gmail.com

Wherever I am, I'll be notified through my smartphone, I'll immediately stop what I'm doing (unless I'm sleeping), and:

1) Sent your invitation through CCP's official eve online buddy program website.

2) Email you back a personalized confirmation that I actually completely Step #1, so you won't be left waiting and guessing.

That's right, this offer is BETTER THAN FREE!

HOW can something be better than free, you ask? Simple:

1) I will PAY YOU with in-game money. Not once, but TWICE. Once when you create your first character, and then again when you actually subscribe. For a total of 205 MILLION ISK (Inter Stellar Kredits). That is completely fair, because it's a 50/50 split on the current market value of a 30-day PLEX (you'll understand what that actually means soon enough). Yes, I said "when", not "if"… the game is that good.

2) I've been playing this game since it's release. That's right, I go way back to 2003. You will have the WEALTH OF MY EXPERIENCE at your fingertips through in-game email and a password protected chat channel.

Pirating, Industry, Exploration, Trade, Missioning, Exploration, Scamming… I've done it all, and you will benefit from that. I'll HELP YOU CHOOSE the right corp (guild) for you, whether you're into PVE or PVP… or even if you want to go at the game solo.

FINALLY:

How do you know I'll be good for my word that I'll pay you 205 Million ISK, since scamming for ISK is a legitimate occupation in EVE? I have no doubt that most of the people here will NOT pay you the ISK that they promised — and I'd be lying if I said that doing the same hadn't crossed my mind… twice.

Here's how you know I'm being honest: A scammer will only give you the identity of a newly created character, in order to protect the identity of his older (more skilled) characters that s/he cares about from any possible repercussions. Of course, there are exceptions to this general rule, but that doesn't apply to this situation because 205 million ISK isn't that much ISK to me anymore. But, regardless, I won't do that. You'll know the identity of my most favorite and oldest characters right from the start.

FLY SAFE!