FORE! The MMO Gamer’s Shot Online Screenshot Caption Contest! [IT'S OVER!]
Published June 8, 2009
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This contest has now ended and we are in the process of determining the winners. No entries after this point (1PM PST on Sunday, June 14th) will be accepted. Stay tuned for the results, and good luck!
With Father’s Day coming up in a couple of weeks, The MMO Gamer together with GamesCampus are proud to present the Shot Online Screenshot Caption Contest!
The rules are easy:
- Look at the screenshot.
- Come up with the funniest “Father” or “Father’s Day”-related caption for the screenshot.
- Suggest your caption in a comment to this news post.
- Only one comment per person, but you can put several caption suggestions into your comment.
- Make sure to enter a valid email address and a Shot Online username when commenting. You can get the latter for free from Shot Online’s website.
These are the prizes, sponsored by GamesCampus:
- 3 Winners: Personalised golf balls + Hurricane Clubs
- 2 Runner ups: Hurricane Club
- All entries: Clothes Set A and B for 7 days.
And here’s the screenshot:
Insert Funny Caption Here
This contest will run until the end of the week, on Sunday. Good luck and happy captioning!
#mmo FORE! The MMO Gamer’s Shot Online Screenshot Caption Contest! http://bit.ly/Z9hbX
Oh NO!!! My Father's Day bottle is empty. She's backing up Gramps. LOOK OUT!!
JoeBlo2 on Vallar
OMG,DAD you got me the same car as ..>_>, sussie has……whoooaaaaa jennie watch where your going, come on Jack lets go golfing….
ladies,start my engine
Daddy, what do you mean you won't buy cart insurance from the gekko? I thought we got to run over GM Zyg and his hat if we were good!
Tired of those crazy England drivers on the wrong side of the road? Then come to the fairways of Shot Online where there is no traffic. Have a Happy Father's Day.
Shot Online Account – BestBall
OUCH my foot,,,get off my foot lil missy! Did you see that grandpa…she ran over my foot!!
Pffft…Kobe Bryant has nothing on me!
Girls, bring it on! Pops, got the camera ready?
Whoops.
fdsfdsg on Vallar
sorry old pops but that over-tanned one-eyed slightly homoerotic spaniard in the tuxedo is our REAL SUGARDADDY! see you on mother's day instead!
surfergirl
"Honey, Is this the tee box.?."
In game Username – tyuS
but i thought you had the jumper cables
Dad! When we said, two seated convertable, we meant like Porsche, or at least Nissan.
Not Geo Metro. How do you feel for father's day gift, if I buy you a wig instead of shaver? lol.
-doylen on Vallar
ah DAD, sorry i wrecked your new cart, but grandpa got in my way
YAY! FINALLY A DAY WHEN WOTANS ARE APPRECIATED AND NOT TEASED BECAUSE OF OUR HIDEOUSLY UGLY MUSCLES………….dad your embarrasing us in front of grandpa again
girls to grand-dad "we dont care what you use to do in your day, no more stories or dad gets open-toed sandals for his flat feet next year. do you hear us?"
is a very funnies pic…
Look at me. Im Superman !!
remind me to get a bigger car that way me and the clubs can get a lift from mum and sis can stay in making the tea
Sorry Dad ! Just practicing my parallel parking with my learners permit.
Ladies, Ladies… Its not for me but for my Dad over there!
"You were right dad, these girls are gonna drive me crazy!"
You were right Dad………….women are the worst drivers and now its obvioius that they are the worst golfers too……….
GM Zyg can't make it to course without being hassled by the girls with the beer carts. Always after his money.
GM Zyg can't make it to course without being hassled by the girls with the beer carts. Always after his money.
Great_ON3
Vallar
GM Zyg can't make it to course without being hassled by the girls with the beer carts. Always after his money.
Great_ON3
Vallar
" Yes Sweetie, We did say we would go golfing.
But we never said we would pay for it =)
Happy Fathers Day"
" I'm sorry honey, but how we're we suppose to know they don't take credit cards."
And now the finals of our fathers day bumper cart contest, my moneys on red!
k0ruptr on vallar
But Dad, look at the money we could've saved with Geico.
Hi Dad and Pops! Thanks for forgetting to buy us last years spring clothes ! In return we got you both something nice for fathers day . Enjoy your BROKEN LEGS !
ok dad gives up and will stop trying to teach you to drive and pay for your lessons
- Ugghhhh..teaching 2 kids to drive at the same was not a good idea.
- Fine I'm not driving at all if i can't use that car!
- Blond's always get thier way!!
Sorry ladies………………I assure you…………I have no control over tee off times!!
OMG! I Know i Can Be a Dick, Girls! But If You want to learn how to drive you cant Kill me Yet!
ShotOnline Username: Shawn1986 in Vallar Server
Who's YOUR DADDY, Girls?! bwahaha!
Vallar: Elaneous
Happy fathers day. Just what u always wanted a pair of ladies and golf cart.
I wish I could fly, up to the sky But I cant!
Round of Golf – $30
Golf Carts – $20
Golf cart repairs for letting your daughters drive – $50
A trip to hospital for your son – $80
Antacids – $4
Spending time with your family on Father's Day – Priceless
Account name: SB_Smitty
1. Nelson Mandela was soon fired from his job in valet parking at The Bellagio Las Vegas.
2. Sid looked on and thought, "That David Blaine will do anything for attention"
3. "Wheeee" screamed Suzie. "Driving ish fun after sixsh gin and tonicsh. Hiccup"
"Who's your Daddy, Who's your Daddy "(Wotan) , "noooo ..girls is me, i'm your Daddy"( old man )
Ok Pops…start wigglin or we taking down the big guy!!!!!
who,s your daddy
this is mddev on shotonline by the way
Look dad I can fly — weeeeeeeeee
Pinklips – hollid
Now…Dad u should know where the GITH guild house is by now stop messing with the traffic and get there like a gd old boy….
Brit2 Vallar
help me i cant find the golf cousre grandpa
mddev -shotonline
Now…Dad u should know where the GITH guild house is by now stop messing with the traffic and get there like a gd old boy….
ITS FATHERS DAY!!!! LET ME PLAY GOLF IN PEACE!!!
Look Out Dad!!!!! No Brakes!!!!!!!
Timmyy420
Vallar
I knew you ladies had a crush on me, But I didnt know it was worth a crash course
David Blaine preforms his levitation street magic for his fan base.
But Dad, I thought the " R " on the shifter meant Race not Reverse !
I Guess I shouldn't have told the wife and mistress that I was going to golf today !!!
Ladies, ladies, how about showing my dad over there a little attention too! it's his day comming up soon!
WOOHOO! Look dad I scored us two chicks to ride with for your fathers day! JACKPOT! Giggity Giggity
Don’t know where we’re going,
Got no way of knowing,
Driving on the road to nowhere !
Stimp Vallar
" A Father's Day Quest From Baxter " =" Find the man (wotan) who's dating your daughters"
Mother and Daughter take Grandpa to see David Blaine preform his levitation street magic trick.
Dad , I still think you should've let Mom drive the golf cart after those 3 beers at the half-way house.
Hey Pops:
When I said Hybrid … I didnt mean teach them how to Drive
Big Jock Knew you shoulda picked a blue car
http://www.wotanwithgirlsandtoysplusanoldmanwatching.com
Snoopy316 – Vallar
Wotan: here´s your father days present, two hot chicks….
Albus: thanks a lot.
Wotan: …they will drive you to the retirement home.*jumps around*
Albus: -.-
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Account name: SanAndre
Vallar: SanAndrea
" Help me girls…..the old fat bloke is gonna eat me"
Grandad says to girls…" you now when i said take your dad out on fathers day!!…"
baggieboy999
vallar
"They drive like their Mother…"
ceeohelltee on Vallar
Miss one Tour Pro re-test and the chics just don't dig you anymore
Wotan " Erda & Shaoring, I need to tell you something". "Not only do I have kids with you, but I am about to have one with Camilla too".
Edwin_McBrewski
Vallar
"Ok, first one to complete 3 laps gets a drink, action nectar at the pub"
"You girls are driving me nuts!!!"
"My daughters are driving?!?!? When did they grow up?"
"If its so easy a caveman can do it, why can't these women?"
IN GAME ID: pokornmf
thank you girls but your DAD will feel safer walking
"I am sorry, sir. My daughter was texting her friend about being allowed to drive the cart."
Lookout Bob!! They are after your Enzite supply again!
UP ! UP! and AWAY!!!!!!!! Leave it to a women to get me motivated.
Happy Fathers Day Golfers!
rickyroyal
Vallar
We know that we driving you crazy dad, but we love you
Nice of you all to send me on a trip for fathers day…When i thought we were just going golfing!Meet you at the 9th hole!!!
"which father is more great?" Their daughters battle on cars.
potoooooooo on vallar
AHH! Which one do i wanna go with in my new cars? My lovely daughter or my smoking hot wife? I cant decide!!
Daddy?, Grampa?.. Are we in the U.S or the UK?
Dad this will be the best Father's Day ever!! Not only new cars but hot chicks!! w00000t!!
Dad what do you think Mom will say when we bring them home?
Darn woman drivers, don't they know pedestrians have the right of way!!
'I really don't remember agreeing to this new Fathers Day quest: 'Mow down a wotan for 50ng & to unlock Alfheim' but hey i'm game for a laugh! Weeeeeee…. Catch me if you can!'
'Look ladies, just because Wotan bodged another bi-weekly update it does not give you the right to crush the guy!'
Waynerz in Vallar
one , two ready go – oooooouch. Not killing ME !!!! Start your race now
¨My car is fast and furious attention¨ Makim22 on vallar
This is pointless dont know why im doing it Gratz ahead of time Tiger
come on kids your shout
Fathers day… A holiday invented by mom's to spoil a good round of golf.
DamageDragon – Vallar
Father's day is every day of the year!!!
Forget it son,we'll never teach these women how to drive.
Lets go play a round of Cads while they figure out how to put the cart in reverse.
That's him Par!! He holed us!! He should be shot….. online!!
Come on Par it''s Tee time where havin a 3 course meal for dad
OMG Daddy You Are Way to High to be in the middle of our new rides jumping around like a mad man!Please move gramps before you get high from the gas fumes!And hear daddy i got u a new set of toenail clippers for fathers day since the one you cut off last week blew out my tire after i ran over it!And happy fathers day gramps heres a grinder for your toenails made of coke bottle glass!
DAD – I swear – I do not know WHERE Zygmunt is.!!!!!!!!!
Hey son,lets pick up on these women.
they are wearing rental clothes so they should be pretty gullible.
Left handed golfer,,left handed driver,,Lady you're in the States not in Bermuda!
Ok Dad, fair enough, you are right… Father's Day should be a day for family and sharing…. So which would you like, the blonde or the brunette?
trainspotter – Vallar
for grandpappy on fathers day; hey right nut–hey left nut–look at the penis between us. happy fathers day.
This is the best Fathers Day present ever……..Drive me as far away from Rufus Arena as possible !!!!
"Never raise your hands to your kids, it leaves your wallet unprotected".
My Daddy's so cool!!! He can like levitate, and push 2 cars back, and he's so big and strong!
Dad are away since 10 years so i playing golf for forgive lol
Shot-online username: Vallar server : bigbobo
NO fathers day does not give you the right to drive the wrong way round DAD this is the uk not USA
ctd on vallar
HAPPY FARTHERS DAY DAD,PLEASE DONT DO IT SHOT ONLINE HAS GOT A NEW SERVER AND MUMMY SAID SHE CAN EVEN LOG IN LMAO
Ladies please! It was just a lousy skins game….
So dad which of us is your favorite.better be me or watch out for your toes
Happy fathers day
Jim4444
And this my son is why women cause more accidents than men
username in shotonline ladysmurf
vallar
my car is very fast and very furious
Professional golfer turned stunt man tries to jump car to impress dad on Father's day.
The victim suffered minor injuries and a bruised ego.
Thank you so much son for this wonderful gift, but it's running away with our carts! Jump there and get it back to me!
Mac85 (Macro_II)
david blaines father thinks he can levitate he'll have to do better than that them women drivers will get him!
ozcopperpot on vallar
my car is very and very furious
BUT I WANTED NADO IRONS FOR FATHERS DAY!!!!!!
(Wotan): YAY server maintenance coming up in 1 hour girls!!
(Albus): OH man what is going on with S.O. now?
(Erda&Shoaring): But dad the race isn't over yet!!!
(Albus): Why would you be so happy that maintenance coming up, son?
(Wotan): This means that x2 day is coming up after that, dad (woot)!!
(Six hours later)….
(Albus): Gee son I thought we were gunna get x2 day and its all ready 2 hours into x2 day!
(Wotan): Yeah dad, I heard they are still trying to fix the bug with the Hybrid 3w/5w"s………..
"Happy Fathers Day"
FS_Star_Dust Vallar server
Hey Grandpa Albus..tell my daughters I never said who was my favorite.
girls girls no fighting over who bought me the best fathers day pressie this year u bought me the same i know i wanted golf items but hey not golf carts im not that old yet like gramps there
What a day for my wife to meet my mistress… Looks like were going to the diner alone gramps.
Happy Fathers Day all
DRO23 on hollid
Happy Father's Day Dad!! I just…….. Look OUT ! she's going to …… "Crunch". Don't worry dad , what i was going to tell you is that you just saved a lot of money by switching to geico.
"OK, girls, they're very nice, but now you're gonna have to take 'em back to the Chrysler dealership… QUICK!"
"No, honey, you can't take them home with you!"
"Wait a minute! Who painted 'Daddy's Fiat' on my golf cart?"
cecilf40 on Vallar
come on girls you are embarrassing me!! Daddy dosnt want a black man for fathers day , leave him alone.
Wotan: Keep doing those circles girls! Erda: Can we please stop now dad? Shaoring: Dad i'm turning green… Albus: I'm getting dizzy!
my car is very fast and very furious
Girls! I told you not till grandpa gets here… Hey girls, are those the new Chrysler FIAT models? Dad look, we bought you two beer carts for Fathers day! C'mon Gramps, these girls can't wait forever! Hey Dad, I bought you a round of golf with these hotties for fathers day!
Look these ladies Grandpa. Do you have courage Dad?
Yes my son, i have courage, i dont have lucky!!!!!
CHRIS32 in shotonline golf vallar server
Look girls, I said Bono was cool, I didn't say bring him home for fathers day.
Levitate for a Happy Father's Day!
username-DipDipSet in vallar
Wotan Says: Here an arm for you baby, and an arm for you.
Shaoring: Thinking in Chinese "O My Gosh, is this old guy hitting on me? Does he know im only 16?"
Erda Says: Im only 17 Sicko.
Albus Says: They're my daughters Wotan, YOUR FIRED!!!
Wotan Replies: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr well Happy Fathers day since i wont see ya again.
__________________________________________________________
Ingamename: jordanemery
Server: Vallar
I,ll have two Canadian and two hotdogs,see us on the 11th hole,Finnally cart ladies for the courrse!
Fathers day. Just Do It!
Ok Kids its Father’s Day and who ever wins this race will show me who loves me the most… Ready Set GO!
"Son, just because you look like Jeff Goldblum, stop hassling the ladies in the golf carts."
"Son, You've been on that zebra crossing for 3 hours. Have a happy Fathers Day"
Old Man "Ladies, ignore him, he thinks he's a set of traffic lights. Happy Fathers Day"
"Dad I promised you a present on Fathers Day", "Son, a woman in a car isn't my idea of a present"
One lady to the other "Can you smell B.O ? Have a Right Guard Fathers Day"
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY"
HAPPY FARTHERS DAY DAD,PLEASE DONT DO IT SHOT ONLINE HAS A NEW SERVER AND MUMMY SAID SHE CAN EVEN LOG IN LMAO HAPPY FARTHERS DAY ALL
I don't think these girls are here to golf, I don't see any clubs in their carts. I'm starting to think they are here just to look at us cute fathers.
Happy Fathers Day
Vallar-NG_For_Me
No, No, No girls these are not bumper cars!
"We have the best Father in the world for buying us these sweet looking carts don't we sis".
Another year of you two fighting over who's driving? me and gramps gonna meet you down the street at cafeteria for fathers day dinner. We will get there safer
P_star on hollid
and this is how my two moms met and started hating dad…………..
Micheal Jackson " Welcome kids we got everything to do here at Neverland Ranch Even Golf Carts And all u have to do for all this funny is call me Daddy"
Sue " Ok daddy And do me and jenny get our own rooms since Jimmy sleeps in your room"
Micheal Jackson " Welcome kids we got everything to do here at Neverland Ranch Even Golf Carts And all u have to do for all this funny is call me Daddy"
Sue " Ok daddy And do me and jenny get our own rooms since Jimmy sleeps in your room"
Silkylegs
Vallar
I'm only going to say this one more time, I don't have any more nuggets. I spent them on my DAD for Father's day. So run over me if you want!!!
Daddy! Daddy! Your floating! Your floating!!!
One day children when you grow up….not only will you become an elite golfer like myself, but you'll be able to get +4 levitation balls….. hummmmmmmmmm
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD!!! The guys at the dealership promised us a free 100 piece tool set for our father if we got these two cars… __Enzo Hollid
Jumpin Jack Flash its a Fathers Day Bash!
This just proves that Americans don't know how to drive. Get on the Right side of the road YANKEE!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD KEEP EM SHUT JUST 1 MORE STEP,THAT WILL TEACH HIM ONLY WANTED A GOLD MEMBERSHIP FOR SHOT ONLINE WAS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK …HAPPY FATHERS DAY ALL
my car is very fast and very furious
Come on, let's go dad! You'll never make tour-Pro just standing around. This rounds on me. Happy Father's Day!
OK ! DAD you Better TELL him TO MOVEEEEEE..!!!!!!!
* heehee He didn"t Like my Boyfriend anyways*.
( happy father's day )
Ladies Please, " I don't have your golf balls "
realy dad we were not taking the cars to town we were just gonna wash them for you for fathers day
Aww Dad, you shouldn't have…
Thank you Brother for the Stimulus Check!
AznPrincess on Vallar
DAD dude where is my cart ……………….. should of gone with AIG
DAD dude where is my cart ……………….. should of gone with AIG
britican on vallar
Hey dad lets show kobe bryant how to jump over 2 cars at once! 1….2….3…. GO! weeeeeeeeeeeeee Thats how its done
Dad – "Where is my present?"
Dad – "Give me back my credit card!"
OneYardWonder on Vallar
Father says "Give me a break, matching cars now?"
Father's day in our multi-cultural world
Poppygirl – Vallar Server
You have two teenage daughters driving now, Happy Father's Day!!!
"Dad, how did u ever get through Mom driving? I can't stand my two daughters driving!!"
"Whoever said I let Mom drive?"
Happy Father's Day!!!
b1gn45ty
Ok girl im not as old as you think. Watch me jump over your golf carts!
Cpl_Punishment…Hollid
Hey Pops when i said hybrid, I didnt mean teach them how to drive!
I know you kids wanted a BMW but i decided to get you these topless doorless motorless KIA's enjoy them!
We is gonna git you sum (WOTAN ROADKILL) fer fathers day supper PAPA!!!!!!
A_In_NS at Vallar. brafoo@yahoo.com
if we're gonna have a father's day derby, maybe we should decide on brit or yank driving rules…
Dad – "Girls, see that evil man dressed in the black."
Girls – "Yes Dad."
Dad – "He is the evil man who created that annoying server message that shows the silly albtross messages from CT Park Public."
Girls – "HE IS DEAD MEAT!!! LET'S SMASH HIM!!!"
Evil Man Dressed in Black – "Silly little girls! I am the GM and I have the power to float especially in the Square."
!!!CRASH!!!
Dad – "Great not only do I get SPAM! for Father's Day, I get an invoice From Shot Online for cart repairs? WTF?"
We told you Grandpa that Daddy would not be happy
Dad's Golf Rules:
Stop right there!
1.Don't use my toon and run my putter down nothin and forget to repair it.
2. Don't *borrow* NG to get me more florescent hair this year.
3. And most of all no hogging the computer on 2xp day!
Happy Father's Day and Good Golfin!
But dad, I didnt really MEAN to hit the old guy, but he wouldnt move and well, ya know. Anyway, why did SHE get a car like mine, and why cant i use my cellphone when im driving? I can use the phone as a mirror while im putting on make-up on the way to school.
I hope you two drive the tee better then you drive a cart.
Now kids when I said I'd teach you how to drive I was talking about golf
OK Dad, take your pick for the greatest Fathers Day gift!! Hot women or fast carts!!! Sorry Gramps but mom made me do it!!! HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!
the one and only Laura007
Happy all fathers happy in this day,and all happy about they family
Get Well Soon, Have a Happy Father's Day in the hospital!
Sheesh, women drivers…
Say happy to my Day in this,there you and me all have good time in shot online
Well… I gotta say, a stud grandpa, two ladies in nice cars, and a nice classy suite with imitation Iron-Man Shoes adds up to a lot. Don't even TRY to get me started man. Happy Fathers Day
-MclarenF1 Vallar
"Shot Online GM Zyg, you are about to get your floating Butt ran over" car 1 states
" Papa, my dear Papa, i didnt even get to say good-bye. Damn you Golf gods, just cause he beat you, doesn't give you right to raise him up from the death of the GM's cars" Said the man standing behind the cars.
So how long are you two ladies gonna glare at each other? C'mon its Father's Day, its when you're suppose to have a blast for the old man!
Dad thanks for the cars now I can make it there faster to the bars. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well… I gotta say, a stud grandpa, two ladies in nice cars, and a nice classy suite with imitation Iron-Man Shoes adds up to a lot. Don't even TRY to get me started man. Happy Fathers Day
stuff the car grab the clubs son ,theres a tourny on at cads ,HURRY!!!
Father's Day golf green fees for four $200.00
Hot Dogs and Sodas at the snack bar $19.50
Hospital bills for Dad's broken leg $4,952.78
Letting your 10 yr old Daughter drive the golf cart PRICELESS
Asmer
of Vallar
Hey wheres arer caddy not on fathers day son, not on fathers day.
Dad jumped for joy when the cart girls showed up with free beer on Father's Day.
"At least the girls didn't buy a stupid tie for Father's Day this year……instead they bought me an outfit that makes me look like a butler."
hey dad, wheres the caddy? not on fathers day son, not on fathers day.
in game name: nighth
server: vallar
Hey lady's how about that race last Sunday !!!!
Did you see Jimmie Johnson Dominate at Dover !!!!
Well Happy Father's Day too you all !!!!
"I'm parking next to dad this year", "Oh, no your not"…."GGGIRLS!"
These one dollar bills are for skins…. no,no,no golf skins.
reliablesales on vallar
" Sorry for the Inconvience " due to technical issues, your driver's licenses will be revoked after the next Maintance period..
Happy Father's Day, time to teach the daughter's how to drive!!!
My dad is stronger than your dad!
1, 2, 3 PULL!!!!!
1. These are for you dad and gramps, got them for a good price from some guy named Chrysler. 2. Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 3. Take your pick dad, no not the girl, the car! 4. Thank you ladies, we'll walk from here. 5. It feels like we've been going around in circles. 6. Ok girls, that's enough practice, I think your ready for the golf course now.
Wotan says ''hit me at 40 and i have a 20% of living, but hit me at 30% i have 80% of living''
the two girls look at each other and shout out ''ey what if we both hit u at 60''
reecechappo
Wotan says ''hit me at 40 and i have a 20% of living, but hit me at 30 i have 80% of living''
the two girls look at each other and shout out ''ey what if we both hit u at 60''
reecechappo
Laugh it Pops! Now " I" have the teenagers with cars and I walk.
Shot Online Id : Doublebogiesareus
Drive fast kiddo! a hurricane is coming!
Shot Online Promotion Presents ''Free Golf Cart Rides for all char male char on farthers day''
Two rebel erdas are protesting of sexiest descrimination,so they stole a couple carts and gone on the rampage,, I wouldnt like to be wotan right now
Moral of the story even on farthers day women still want the presents
Happy farthers day
reecechappo
That I am good father but, girls do not fight by my xD
-=Jepc=-
"Daddy really thought it was only 42 inches for the big rides. Just stay out here and I will see you in 4hrs and 12 cans. Remember, if you need anything call mommy."
That I am good father but, girls do not fight by my xD
-=Jepc=-
Your right dad, they dont know the difference between golf and bumper cars…
Supermoo on vallar
Now girls dont caarush daddy to tight on fathers day, my loves.
When the fight for daddy's love leads to a head-on collision grab gramps and hit the field!
Daddy's girls got your wallet looking grim? No worries, golf's just a click away and it's free to play!
You say im a bad driver,,,,,never trust an old man with a hat on driving a car…or thinking about driving one….you're gunna be old one day Dad hehe so I think I better get you a hat
Yeah Whatever Dad, he made me do it!!! Far Out!!!
Hey boy.. You think you are a Tiger with these chicks… sigh… I did before…
What dad really wants for fathers day…….Dogging site on ShotOnline
Ok little ladies1 which one of you are going to drive me to the nearest golf course?
Trance39 on Vallar
dad was i this hard to teach to drive?
Ok little ladies! which one of you are going to drive me to the nearest golf course for Father's Day?
Trance39
vallar
Give way….its fathers day…:)o
"Dad, when you told the girl you heard me say "Daddy needs a new car!" at the casino, did you tell them to take it literally?"
"Dad, you used my credit card to help both the girls to buy me a golf cart, didn't you?"
"Girls, did Grandpa tell you he would give you $5 if you would run me over?"
Shot Online account: BroodjeGras (Vallar)
Don't take your father for granted. Tell him you love him everyday, no matter what. You never know the day you won't be able to tell him again…. Happy Fathers Day.
R.I.P- Dad
Hey Grandpa, you know whats the best thing about fathers day? Whats that! We always have a smashin good time.
OMG dad,why did you buy your grand daughters these carts?
I give up.
"Dad, don't worry about the ng I lost in that skins game. I will get it back by jumping in front of these golf charts and suing these crazy women drivers."
¿Skitzo
Vallar
Girls ! Me and dad love the "original" gifts you bought us. But i ask myself……
Who wants to admit that she took driving lessons in England ?
UR ON THE WRONG SIDE OFF THE ROAD !!!!
Dad suddenly realized that the father's day outing to teach both his daughters to drive wasn't a great idea. Grandpa laughed as he looked on. Good times…
2 Daughters: 5 minutes of fun and 16 years of trials so far.
2 Golf Carts: $8000
A father's day spent teaching the girls to drive as Grandpa watches: Priceless
Happy Father's Day
Whatever you do don't run over gramps on FathersDay….
We have 18 holes to play….
May be a blonde joke in there to…..
YOU GIRLS ARE GROUNDED! You drove right past Grandpa and didn't even offer him a ride!
Whatever you do don't run over gramps on FathersDay….
We have 18 holes to play….
May be a blonde joke in there to…..
Dad, you like my new girlfriends?
USED wrong name ,disallow this one……..
OMG Daddy could you move out of the way me and sissy are trying to play bumper cars and grandpa is our judge
I told ya Pops that they was gonna get mad us golfing on fathers day.
Sambo72 Valler server Shot Online sambo0072@hotmail.com
i love you father:)
happy fathers day.. kiss
DAD,,I cant guarantee youll like it but i got ya 2 to choose from,,,,,HAPPY FATHERS DAY,,,,,Take your pick,,Thier Both Your's!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean you don't know how to drive!
Your Mother will know it's all your fault we aren't home bar-b-queing
Oh dad! Why did you say that I preferred to play golf to date whit them ?
Dad, why you taught them to drive when I lied they?
Well dad before you raise your hands to high we didnt say we were going to pay for your golfing trip,we just said we would take you golfing maybe uncle albus will guess not hes already shaking his head..anyway happy fathers day
Oh sorry love.. You meant the other Pedal on the left eh??
Sorry about that Kensula…. Cant drive a Golf Ball, Cant Drive a Golf Cart.!!
Treat Dad to something different this Fathers Day.. Extreme Golf is easy and fun for all.. Just let MUM drive..!!
" TOYOTA ! "
or
" On your mark… get set… DOUGHNUT RACE! "
Its like the blind leading the blind with you two.Sorry dad I guess you better get MACCO.
Dad, girls, this isn't the way to tell me that I mustn't play all the time in golf
Driving dad to the golf course of Father's Day is a great way to show him you care!
Shotonline username: morsmordre
Look out you spilt my beer
Yes dad I like the beautiful cart drivers, But that is not what I meant when I said "Drive for show-Putt for Dough"
girls ouch! someone should put a traffic light to avoid accidents
I told the wife today was Father's Day, not, Bring Your Daughters to Golf Day.
I told the wife today was Father's Day, not, Bring Your Daughters to Spoil Your Golf Day.
Dad, we’ll never get to the golf course with these two driving.
-bpg
OK ladies…1st one around the track and back to gramps wins a day of golf with dad!! OUCH! Watch the feet….now GO!
Happy Fathers Day!
shooterace on Vallar
Typical Women Drivers….
Seejayy on vallar
IT'S A FATHER'S DAY TOYOTATHON SPECIAL EVENT !
Ladies…holding me up on the golf course on Father's Day for back child support is just wrong!
one for the road two for the money
Darling Please take your foot of the gas, I have never seen this lady before, honestly !!
account name: bigbudsmoker
char: bigbudsmoker1 vallar server
Dad…. I thought you were supposed to look both ways before crossing the road!
I thought golf was an honset game dad… see what happends when you put vaseline on your club face…
Guaranteed to be the SHORTEST golf cart race in history!
Highway Code Rule One- Never trust a woman in sexy uniform.
Username: MattJJ
Server: Hollid
Charac: Dark
Listen girls… I know what your mother said …But Please dont run over your Brother,, We have a Tee time in an hour!!
Hey dad, I have a problem here !
Oh yeah ? That's what your mom said 20 years ago!
Account name: villu
" Ladies! Ladies! I know my father is old and strange, but didnt know he was THAT perverted! Please dont shoot me!!! I will pay you triple!!!! "
Dad we almost got you a plaque but we thought a statue would serve much better . You are the best divot digger we know. Happy Fathers Day!
oh my word my father always told me dont let women drive
Hey look Papa, my girls got me a Jet Powered Back Pack for Fathers Day, now i can get my balls back from the top of that cable car on Cads, woot.
Brain dead & directing traffic….he ran out of VIAGRA!!
Wait up sis, while dad is distracted by the cart let me and you head off to the auction house to get dad that perfect set of hurricane clubs he always wanted for a fathers day surprise.
Alfalco on Vallar
Girls! You left me only 158k NG!?!? You better buy me something really good for Father's Day!
Hey Papa, look, the girls got me a Jet Powered Back Pack for Fathers Day
Now I can get my golf balls back from the top of the cable car on Cads Woot!
THE BEST FATHERS DAY PRESENT EVER!!
short birdie putt and my son pulls out the internet cord arggg
Hey! Papa, check out my new Jet Powered Back Pack my girls got me for Fathers Day
Now I can get my balls down from the top of those dam cable cars on Cads !!!
Gramps finally got everything he always wanted for Father's Day….The final performance of GM Criss Angel as he attempts to levitate one last time over an ensuing golf cart accident!
BigDumbLefty on Vallar
There you go dad, pick your designated driver from this lovely pair. Amazing what you pick up in auction nowadays
"Disappointing spectator numbers at the very first Virtua Golf Cart Fighter Event."
ohhh, my new two cars!! do i get the bunnys too?
Dad , I Love You, i buy a new car for you and Your father ^^
Ok dad we know you're a TEE HOGG – what's it feel like now we've got you cornered – GIVE IT UP!!
Dad, when you told the girls you heard me say "Daddy needs a new car!" at the casino, you didn't tell them not to take it literally, did you?
Dad, you used my credit card when you helped both the girls to buy me a golf cart, didn't you?
Girls, how much did Grandpa say he was going to pay you if you run me over?
Shot Online account name: BroodjeGras
Character name: BenD0ver (Vallar)
no no girls i told i wanted something to do with golf for fathers day but not golf carts
but suppose u can give gramps a lift to the course
Wotan flexing his muscles and his dad is laughing at the left side
Hey GrandPa! Look here! My wife and my daughter bought me 2 new golf cart for the Father's Day! I'm the happiest Father of the world! Whowoo! Let's go and play some golf!
DjCoSmO on Vallar
"Women Drivers" Oh my God……run daddy run !!!!!!
Dad, when you told the girls you heard me say "Daddy needs a new car!" at the casino, you didn't tell them not to take it literally, did you?
Shot Online account: BroodjeGras
Character: BenD0ver (Vallar)
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Aphrodite
Hollid
Dad, when you told the girls you heard me say "Daddy needs a new car!" at the casino, you didn't tell them not to take it literally, did you?
'OK ladies, the first one back with the beer for the Father's Day BBQ sits next to me. The last one gets gramps over there!!'
soupdragon
vallar
Dad, I Love You
buy me a new car.
IGN : Lions_Son
'OK ladies, the first one back with the beer for the Father's Day BBQ sits next to me. The last one gets gramps over there!!'
okay its fathers day, and my son just got his learners permit, now i get to sit behind him and kick the seat. ha ha ha ha ha
First one to run over dad gets to keep his car
famfy
Vallar
ignore the first one, forgot to add my email address
Sorry were americans. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused. Happy Fathers Day.
LAPHROAIG
Vallar
OK girls first one back with a great fathers day gift wins.
It fathers day we will all ride in the same cart.
Girls put them back. Its fathers day and i shouldnt have to pay for golf and two carts
its time they made this roundabout one way only, this is the tenth time today
i had an accident
Well, lets starting now the crashtest. Grandpa first !
No – you dont have a license, so stop now and let your grandpa driving.
MAURY MAURY!!! IM 10 MILLION PERCENT POSITIVE IM NOT THE BABY DADDY!!!! ….
IN THE CASE OF 15YR OLD LATIFHA AND AND 18YR OLD SHAQUFWA YOU ARE THE
FATHER!! HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!
games campus id: happily_married
shot online id: DeSTiGuLaToR
email: tooleye7@yahoo.com
" " OH MY GOD GRAND PA TYPICAL "" BEEP BEEP "" FOREIGNERS DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD AGAIN ! ! " "
ohhh wow… what a day… my kids come with the car and find me….. i make party with my friends… they are all fathers…… wath i do…. run… ? …. no… still stay here…. and now ? oh oh… Kids… "I'm so lucky you are here….
hihi …so you can drive me home okay ? "little smile on the children faces" okay daddy we drive to the next bar and make party with you ok ? Jeahhhh kids… you are the best kids of the world …. thank you…..
"OH OH…. My kids Find ME"
Wotan "Girls I am not your father, I am really your brother"
Erda and Shaoring "Then who is our father?"
Albus "I am" (raising his hand)
Happy Fathers Day to all the Fathers out there that will probably be playing golf online instead of spending time with their Kids *lol*
Double trouble on Fathers Day – Two learner driver daughters!! Could be expensive!!
hmmmm, all i said was meet me at the driving range?
"Grandkids! Pretty sure this is not what Dad had in mind when he suggested we go hit 'em hard at the driving range."
A_In_NS on Vallar
brafoo@yahoo.com
Dad – "Girls, see that evil man dressed in the black."
Girls – "Yes Dad."
Dad – "He is the evil man who created that annoying server message that shows the silly albtross messages from CT Park Public."
Girls – "HE IS DEAD MEAT!!! LET'S SMASH HIM!!!"
Evil Man Dressed in Black – "Silly little girls! I am the GM and I have the power to float especially in the Square."
!!!CRASH!!!
Dad – "Great not only do I get SPAM! for Father's Day, I get an invoice From Shot Online for cart repairs? FFS!"
Happy Father's Day…
Oh Dad, jumping for joy is one thing but getting buggy eye'd over the ladie's.
What would mom say. Happy Fathers day.
Keep moving, keep moving. You know, just parking right next to me won't do anything, right? So keep moving!
OKAY OKAY girls I'll wear the Socks..
okay okay I Love My New Socks..
(granpa) you'd do anything to get outta wearing fathers day socks lol
I love the present you gave me & grandpa girls.. but we are still not sure how to let them fly.. gotta love cadeiger!
"But Daddy! – u did say we needed more IMPACT!!
Me & grandpa love these new cars girls ! but we are still figuring out how to let them fly ! … gotta love cadeiger
Ahhhh thanx kids,,,,, just what i needed a day on the golf course…… but who's that ugly looking wotan in the penguin suit?? I thought Tigerwoods was retired…….
ok girls it farther,s day we said we wanted to go for around not go around a round about!!!!!!
Ok ladies when I say go, reverse 10 yards, then…..FLOOR IT!!!!!
Ladies, please, no fighting-you can BOTH buy me a drink!
Ok who went the wrong way round the roundabout???
So, girls, you like my new aftershave then?
Wow this Lynx effect really does work! Back off though pops….
Wonderful Father's Day.
the two girls: "Daddy, we are driving to Hollid…"
father: "Noooooooo!"
grandfather: "Let em go son, they are old enough."
Brian : Oh honey, here you are, honey, I told you I'd be out in a minute to drive dad to the..
Wife : but dad said he was in a rush he needed those pills by 2.. what's she doing with you?
Brian : what do you mean honey..? Stacey was driving past, and saw me chasing you, so she offered to drive me in her car.. I had to catch you somehow…
Wife : Brian, you and stacey seem to be together a lot.. are you to sleeping together…?
Brian :no… i am not sleeping with stacey….
Wife : I don't believe you, Dad, wait there a second
Brian : now honey don't.. don't start that car… honey.. I love you..
Wife : …… Tell me the truth or I am leaving you…
Brian : I am, Staceys just y new assistant at work
Wife : you're a Gynecologists… how do she assist you?
Brian : ………
Wife : Goodbye Brian
HazzaTL
I knew i shouldn't have payed for their driver license ….disaster was coming… should have known better….
Silence4all on Vallar
look what i bought the kids for fathers day
Listen lady, i know you`re a new driver, but you`ve still got a fairway to go – Stick to shopping carts for now.
This is what happens when women drive!! so lads rember its not a day off behind the wheel
sorry ladys
the kids are after the insurance moey
The thing to remember about fathers is… they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle…
Happy Fathers day…
aarongaligo
vallar
WoooHooooo. Look Dad. Wives didn'd buy us ties again this year.
Papa help me they want to run me over and i cant jump that much
Homero33 vallar server
Kids stop driving over my feet, my feet are glued to the floor….. Arghhhhhhhh……. Help me grandpa
Look out Dad!
Happy Fathers Day.
Wolfis on Vallar
Pop and I standing in rather odd and dangerous positions.. oh well my bottle tastes good ^^
Son, can you drive me home I'm all drowsy
btw, did you put poison in my bottle?
hey… ohoh… fathers day… is coming…. my little two kids with a little car…. wow.. they can drive….. juhu….. drive me home… and we can make a little party with the our family….. jeppeeee …… Happy Fathers day…..
Everyone, and it is good and celebrate Father's Day, please.
Check it out girls I'm the best!
Can you give me something to drink care?
I want to play golf hehe
You can always tell American drivers in London
, Boy how I wish I were Superman
"Hey girls, who says white men can't jump – who's yer daddy?"
Cayman
Hollid
Great News Girls . The DNA test results came through and it's me who's your dad not that fat Albus guy. WOOT !! Happy Father's Day for me
OHHHHHHHH goodness ladies, I meant your " other " left!!!!!!!!!
" My dad is older than your dad " … well ha " My dad can bounce "
Hahaha Dad i thought i would teach you to ride the car, and you can teach me how to ride the girls,,
Shao right hand traffic FAIL!
Fishi on Vallar
Button nearly crashed Barrichello – oh nooo it were their wifes!!!!
Grandpa shows his grandchild how to drive.
Sorry dad I blew ur Fathers Day present money on these 2 women in their flash cars – YEAHHHHHH
iammemer
Vallar Server
" My dad is older than your dad " …. well ha " My dad is younger and can bounce
"
crimelord vallar
It's fathers day let me drive!!
tony6802 hollid
ouch.my foot thanks for the fathers day gift of a broken foot.hahaha
mddev -vallar server
Oh my god dad doesnt the steering wheel on the wrong side give it away that your on the wrong side of the road. Now get in & i will take you to the new CT Park Public golf course.
we have to make sure we dont leave any witnesses u take out the old one
I Love You dad, can i bring grandpa go around ?
ign : Hantu
Son , You shouldn't have … you know 2 cart girls can't get along on the same course
We are here at the golf course ready to play
so get on the cart and have a great day.
you hit your ball, where has it gone?
we hope it's going for a hole in one!
Happy Fathers Day!
username: mikepardon
server: Hollid
Albus: "It's fathers day! And the wotan is doing a good job at replacing me as a traffic attendant."
Daddy, we want a red BMW convertible, not a red golf cart…..
Hey Son!!!…The results of the BLOOD TEST just came back…I dont think you will be playing golf today…Lets just say its not fathers day for you today….You want to play CHEAT!!!….OMG..I MEAN CHESS….LOL!!!!.
Oh wonderful!!! This what i get for play golf with my ex-wives
Daddy, we want a red BMW convertible, not a red golf cart…..
space for me and ole hopsypopsy there ladies.
come on make his day……..
Daddy, we want a red BMW convertible, not a red golf cart….
Grace_Park on Vallar
Just Look At Him With His Player Clothes He Get's All The Girls , Just Wait til I Get My New Spring Clothes For Father's Day I Wil Be The One Bouncin
Albus2k7
Vallar
Wotan: Alright ladies, the race is to Thor and back. The winner to gets to round with me, the loser gets to caddy. Good Luck All.
Albus: Damn Noob. He knows nothing about women.
Georgieboy in Vallar
OMG DAD, I told you they would BOTH find me playing golf on fathers day!! OH WELL, you up for a foursome match on rufus with my wife and ummm..my girlfriend?
Happy Father's Day all!!
Sorry dad but those school boy shorts needed stretching so me and my sister though we would tie them to the bumpers of our car and pull them to the right length as your legs dont look good with wrinkles sagging below the knees
I get my own cart for Fathers Day, and Daughter crashes it in the first hour!
,,
Oh My God! Why did I forget the Mother's daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !?
( amid honking and screeming ) i said i have this unDER CONTROL
Thats about right ,ran into on fathers day.
How meany times do i have to tell you kids, "Do as I say and not as I do"….
What have I told you two about smashing me between 2 cars on Father's Day.
Ok dad the strippers are here just like you wanted ——– OldGamer
Dad, I told you that as soon as you bought your grand daughters golf carts that they would mistake them for bumper cars.
Hey Dad – You get to pick tha car you want!
dad when the horny girls said that they wanted too see 8". it wasnt off the floor
Dad: "I just can't choose which car I like best – guess I'll have to take them both!"
Grandpa felt left out as he didn't get a car of Father's Day.
Dear daddy,
i give you this cars but you will pay it
Happy fathers day dad, take your pick the cars or the broads
You're BOTH my favorite daughter!
Don't listen to what Grandpa says about women drivers.
Father: Yo my little Ladies i was waiting for you!!!
!!!
Girls:Oooo Daddy…daddy coooool!!!jump In let's go and some Crazy driving in Shot online's amazing courses!!!
Father: Sure let's rock and roll my little pumpinghead gilrs
Looks like the penalty for "Jay Walking" has increased in severity a few notches. FORE!!!
Father: Yo my little Ladies i was waiting for you!!!
!!!
Girls:Oooo Daddy…daddy coooool!!!jump In let's go and do some Crazy driving in Shot online's amazing courses!!!
Father: Sure let's rock and roll my little pumpinghead gilrs
XxPACIFICxX on Vallar
(Just did a mistake for that i comment again)
I just love letting the wife drive on fathers day. Never a dull moment!
Awsome present that golfcar you are giving me & grandpa, girls…
Lets go try it out on cadeiger!… oh wait.. were is the button to make them fly?
"Well that was almost the biggest SO crash we've seen so far…. Pfffff"
"Grandpa Albus almost eliminated from SO…. (All players welcome to create new Wotan toon)."
"("Neo saves the day"… Matrix 4 – Hurrince)"
Ingame: "GoBig"
Server: "Vallar"
*Crunch* was that my chocolate bar? OH NO MY LEG!?
dad you were right about women and nascar they think its a demolition derby,good thing they have to try out in golf carts.happy fathersday, would you the races or golf on sunday.
dad, yr car isn't tat good as ours! go get yrself another!
AAARRRR watch out who let the missis and my flooozy know i was here today!!!!
-Girl 1 : he's mine!
-Girl 2 : No HE's NOT
-Wotan : Stay calme, not time for a battle. Wait a second.
" And wotan looking at the old guy" Common daddy, it's your day, make a choice, it's your gift.
Have a nice day
Cheers
guittou from vallar
I know its fathers day but you didnt have to invite yer mother along
Come on ladies im selling myself for $30 an hour
Did you ladies get licences from auction house ?
Albus:<But this boy is crazy?? o_o. Never stand in the middle of two women who drive!!>
Wotan:< I love father's day!! =) . Who knows what i have given my daughters… im so excited!>
Girls:< CLACSON CLACSON> < Go dad go!!! Come play golf with us for your party!..Mom is playing tennis with her teacher! …
Wotan:< WOOOOOT!!!! O_____O ''''''''''''''' … I should imagine that the tennis racket is not used as carpets beaten. . . >
Username in game: ItalianJob
"Now then ladies, when I said I wanted to see your bumpers pressed against each others as a fathers day present, thats not quite what I had in mind"
You never told us u was our daddy here's two flat feet for fathers day
i thought you said i was the DADDY
"Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, :"O.K., claire. But, first, you have to do 18 on rufes, get a alby on cads, , and cut your hair. and then we'll see."
Well, several weeks pass and claire come to the square with her score card in her hand. "Dad, I shot -16, got a alby on cads to. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That's all true, but you didn't cut your hair."
claire says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies, "Yes, claire, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went." Happy fathers day
Lets squash daddy for running of with erda
You girls are driving me nutts
I buy u cars and u didnt buy me anything for fathers day !!AARRR!! thats right TAKE TAKE TAKE
told yea Dad we came to pahrump to hump not play golf i get the one in the golf cart "happy fathers day"
Look what i got you for fathers day dad mobile automatic ball washers .
right nut yea left nut whos the dick inbetween ?
ladys ladys those are golf carts not bumper cars
Shot online user name loosewire
OK, here is the deal, I'll ride with erda and grandpa Al will take Shao's car to Dad's day dinner.
pete43+ Vallar
Dad, women drivers suck. Even with a traffic cop trying to direct them they can't decide where to drive. Opps that's Mom. lol
Well, be nice to each other, girls. Or Dad is not going to buy you candy.
sweetpeach Valla
Looking for caddies ….girls? Papa over there has all the charts you need….he even has road maps of the SO Village !!!
Thanks Grandpa! I can't believe you got me two cart girls! This is the best fathers day ever!!
Cardsfanfred
cardsfanfred@yahoo.com
Super Dad to the rescue! Just in time to prevent a terrible crash in the Shot Online Square.
"Look it's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's Super Dad to the rescue." He prevents a terrible to car pile up in the square.
Now if you'll excuse me girls I have to take my dad golfing. " Come on Dad let's go you old goat. "
Just another day in the life of SUPER DAD!
Happy Fathers Day to all dads out there.
dad always wanted to be a conducter in his own 2cart orchestra!
Hey Pops – last nite, our conversation about hybrids, drive, and the girls …. I didn't mean the car!
wow!! just what I’ve always wanted girls, this is the best fathers day present ever,an invisible jet-pack!!
That's the problem with Level 101 drivers – they all think they own the road!!!!
Go Ahead…Make My Day…Father's Day! jr443 mrbig443_2002@yahoo.com
Fine Players Clothing…. 500m NG
Refined Greying Hair…. 4m NG
A Father's Day round of golf…. 8k NG
Beer cart tarts hitting on you before the round…. Priceless
JBender (Vallar)
orry tony> tigerwoods not here. lol joking
Ready, set, go
Honest sweetheart, i was just showing her how to hold the club!!!
We live in a man's world full of women drivers. Watch your toes! Grandpa get in the trunk.
Ok u Two no more bumper cars this is not a race course ""man even on the golf course a fathers job is never done
My father thought 158k a year for being a Shot Online Traffic Cop in the Square was going to be good. Hasn't he ever seen women drive before??? And why does he look like a waiter???
When i said i wanted a Driver for Fathers Day Girls? i ment one that hits my Ball.
Father bought you that dapper suit that all the sweet ladies swoon over. He also bought you some prophylactics just in case you got lucky–thanks dad.
Now you are embarrasing the hell out of me because you are wearing that hat that looks like a reeses peanut butter cup….go away asshole.
EssMyDee
vallar
WOW!!!!! Dad 2 hot cars,with 2 HOT chicks "RETIREMENT IS GOOD!!!!!"
If u wanted to open my presents just ask ,instead of trying to run me over ,cheers nice to see u love me stiil
Look at my muscles ladies, i dont need a car to get from one side of the square to the other!
Though it's a nice idea to get me a car for Father's Day Girls
Pazi
Vallar Server
I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDNT DRIVE A FAIRWAY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE HERE
Thanks Papi for the new cart. And Happy Fathers Day to you!!
AHHH MY LEGS! Reverse! not forward!
Two lady golfers ready for transport, my dream come true!
My Dad is so proud watching his big son teaching Mom and my sweet sister how to drive
This is my gift to you Dad
**Happy Father's Day**
"When me and Gramps said to get us new drivers for Fathers Day, what we meant was… ah what the hell, this will work!"
- username: KZJ , Vallar
sorry son think ur car has been SO'd.
Looks as if ill be in the emergency room for the rest of the day,at least it will be peacefull there
sorry son it looks like its been SO'd
Albus: Son, how many time did I tell you not to take your wife golfing at the same course you take your wife to!
doboy116 on Vallar
Hey girls stop! , lemme pass , im late for my Father's day Golf Tournament. You are going to play golf or your going to a wedding or some? atleast change your clothes!!
"Son it's Father's Day we need a ride or we are not going to make the tee time", The son replies" don't Worry Dad leave that to me, my Woton good looks will stop traffic"…..
Shotonline toon name is Merlin977th
Account is BarryFox71
forgot ;
Acc username : arkangell32
Characters : V3n0m in Vallar
Having had little success in the F1 2009 season Ferrari decide to branch out in the sporting world
WooHoo I did Save a lot of Money by Switching to Gieco now if i only can remember where i put my keys
Happy Father's Day
ru420baked@atlanticbb.net
UserName = Ru420baked
see dad i told you id jump into oncoming traffic to be here on fathers day !!!
see dad i told you id jump into oncoming traffic to be here on fathers day !!!
Proof that white men really Can't jump.
G8rBait on Vallar
Albus: Girls, I told you to "Drive It Farther", not "Drive At Father"
Yeeeeeaaahhhh Daddy!! These two girls are going to race for my love. Can they race Daddy? Can we stay and watch? Alllll right Yippeeeeee. K girls my Dad says you can, go for it. I'll say go!!
Dad its your Day on Fathers Day maybe this is my Day to pull one of these Women.
Pick one dad. ehh, no, no, I meant one cart, not one girl!!
PascalGanador
"Albus, we've all decided that for Father's Day this year it's time to pimp your golf cart!!"
mickbaer – Vallar
DAD LOOK!! Dad, DAD!! Watch me jump over TWO cars….Kobes' got NOTHING on me…are you watching?!?!
wykid998 on vallar
Thanks son,hookers and golf make the perfect Fathers day!!
Father Wotan: "Look at these beautiful carts I bought my girls, now I don't even have enough ng's to go golfing"
Granddaddy Albus: "Happy Fathers day, son!"
Now Girls.. I have bought you both a car… so please … I would appriciate a bloody card on Fathers Day
If i move do u both agree to play nice …
My God .. you lot drive me around the bend whoops i mean Square
Sorry old man this is none of your buisiness .. Now ladies why dont you just share me
"Hey girls you c i'm so strong, so much than my dad, but he teach me how to play golf."
"Daddy, what r u doing, hurry up, no flirt, it's time to playing golf…."
" hey Daddy, Daddy cool, help me to shake it well to show off on cads"
Cassi68 on Vallar
" Daddy, Daddy cool, help me to shake it, and show off on cad. "
"Daddy, Daddy cool, help me to shake it and show off on cads"
"Dad, hurry up, no flirt,it's time to play golf"
Damn why did i try and teach both girls to drive at the same time
"Daddy, Daddy cool, help me to shake it and show off on cads"
"Dad, stop talking, no flirt, it's time to play golf."
1. He's my daddy and I get to partner with him, you can have gramps!
He's my daddy too!
2. Daddy said we could play cads for fathers day, So go ahead and play Alf with gramps.
3. will one of you plz partner with Gramps!?
Hazaard at Vallar
Man I wish i had more NG.
Blubb on Vallar
nice one m8
Who is to Blame?
Golf is our game.
….New Golf Cart Insurance by Shot-Online……
"Protect your game
USERNAME: danl2005
What a day for my wife to meet my mistress… Looks like were going to the diner alone gramps.
Happy Fathers Day all
DRO23 on hollid
Right girl's ,when i said driving range it did'nt mean see how close you could park to dad's leg's without touchin them!
Best Fathers Day ever…Bimbo Karting followed by 18 holes of my favorite coarse…Thanks son x
thx
When Grandad told his grandkids that their dad liked squash he could only look in horror at what was about to happen on fathers day
I don't believe it, I said I wanted two Pars on Cads, not two cars for Dad.
Whoa Ladies ,do you know that golf means Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!!!
Entry 1.
Thought Bubble: "Hehe, Dad is going to enjoy this."
Said Out Loud: "On Your Marks – Get Set – GO"
Entry 2. "Wow that aftershave I got for Father's Day really works well"
Entry 3.
Going My Way?
Shotonline ID rjay
Valar: kemptville
Hey Dad the blonde is yours…
Happy Fathers Day!
I Hope your VISA clears…………
Dont follow me dad im lost too. She never said she was dating us both. For you dad i can put a bow on her if you like.
Well looks like we are off to a good start for our game. I have two carts. Happy Father's Day Dad!!
You may need a cart of your own to rest your weary bones when I compete with you….mind you, you did teach me everything I know in the game !!!
the daughters both want to be the personal caddy of there father for fatherday.. the poor man doesn't know wich one to pick coz he doesn't wanna hurt there feelings. Beside he's father is waiting coz his son promissed him to play golf with him for his fatherday…. poor dad ((((
Wow son i really did raise you well, not just one wife but two?
by the way this is EpicAngel from SO
Heres your Fathers Day treat Dad,
Same as last year.. Just how you like them!
Happy Fathers Day!
happy fathers day, this life insurance payout should be sweet
OK kids, when I got you the carts and said drive, I didnt mean drive me crazy…now lets get to the tee and play a round and you can drive there as much as you wish.
"Hey girls! Don't be fooled by his power!
I'm the real Daddy and I've got more Stamina!"
RonnieBrown on Vallar server
How to avoid a speed ticket.
A cop stops a woman for speeding.
Officer: Can I see your license?
girl: I have no more. It was denied because I was taken
the fifth time for driving under the influence.
Officer: May I be allowed to see the registration papers on this car?
girl: It is not my car. I have stolen it.
Officer: Is the car stolen?
girl: the votes. But now I am me, I think I saw
registration papers in the glove box when I put my gun in there.
Officer: Is there a gun in the glove compartment??
girl: Yes. I laid it in there after I had shot and killed the woman who
owned car here, I also put her in the luggage compartment.
Officer: Is there a corpse in the boot??
girl: Yes, Sir
After hearing this, called the Police officer immediately
radio. The car was quickly surrounded by patrol cars and the Police were
towards the car to handle the situation pointed:
Police: Sir, I must be allowed to see your license?
girl: Yes, of course. Go ahead.
It was valid.
Police: If the car is this?
girl: I am. Here you have the registration papers.
girl's name on the papers.
Police: Could you slowly open the glove compartment so I can see if there is a
gun there?
girl: Yes, Sir but it is not.
Glove compartment contained no gun.
Police: Do you have anything against opening the car's luggage? I have been
informed that there are an equal in it.
Man: No problem.
luggage compartment was opened, no equal.
Police: That I do not understand completely. Officer who stopped you have
said that you told him you had no license, the car was
stolen, you had a gun in the glove compartment and there was a dead woman
in the luggage compartment.
girl: Yes, he surely!
And I would bet that the liar has told you that I drove
too fast!
In game name The-Animal
Email thedeathsniper@hotmail.com
Watch out everyone the Hillbillies are now lowering the Pinyata. Everyone get out your golf cart and lets get the dam candy! HappyGilmoore12
we thought we would make you a fathers day sandwich.
hey dad look they stopped in perfect time , i know you didnt want me to get you a funny card for Fathers Day so i thought i play a joke on you. i have had to plan this so it would work perfect so i wouldnt end up in hospital on fathers day. dad remember when i got you that Fathers Day card that said ` dad every year i look at you and i think to myself one day im just going to be like you……. old and wrinkly ' i still think it, but you must no that, thats why you didnt get a shock when i nearly got ran over but never mind lol these chicks are hot
HAPPY FATHERS DAY !
shot-online username – stingray94
in game username – stingray_94
Although not a great driver still a great dad..
I'd rather be driving a golf ball..
I heard you shot your age..
Tip for you dad to take five strokes of your game, It's called an eraser..
You know, Fathers just have a way of driving things together..
Dont play with anyone who would question a 7, DAD…
OMG screechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how the hell is that guys levatating?! Oh shyt look out for that crazed fan behind you!!!!!
MiniChutz on valler
NICE BRO
FUNNY BRO
Wotan: NO NO LADIES!! This is a ONE WAY STREET!
Blonde in cart: I know that silly! I'm only going ONE WAY!
Wotan: AAARRGHH!
daddy what you doing?
the square is a parking? XD
Gold Plus Membership: 2199 cc
2009 Rental Spring Clothes: 1845 cc
Professional Pack: 5700 cc
Having no one to play with on double day on Hollid Server: Priceless
look what grandpa grumy got me girls
a new set of hovver boots
Girl : Fathers Day is for my Father, anyway get out the road you old gitt.
Wotan : I come to tell you Erda thats your long lost father he had you when he was 45.
Girl : O damn looks like i will be looking for a new father this Fathers Day.
o dear, o my, sry dad, cant help it, its in my nature to go left handed
Hey Dad, look what I got you for Father's Day! Oh yeah, and I got you 2 carts to go along with them.
Whilst dad was happy for Jack and Jill to take him and Grandad out to play golf on fathers day, he was more than a little upset that the kids got to drive the golf carts….
Fingersfullerton
Vallar
see dad i told you women can't drive….ladies ladies the gun show is open all fathers day long…
murfee
Gosh, DAD, i knew a foursome match was a very bad idea with these two girls !
But DAD, u promised to ride with me,, no me,, no me,, no me,, no me,, no me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Quit trying to run me over hunny! I let you have your day, so let me have mine.
Vallar – Lamar163
Told u gramps never make my date's anymore.
Look what u did my 2 ex wives are here and i 'm waiting on my new gf
dad saying i told you girls no going out tonight now stop
ok girls give steves cars back to him
cpimoro username
very ghey …try again
Dad, I Know it's Father's day and we're going to play golf, but GM Zyg say's you have to chose which one of us you ride with.
O.K GIRLS, Listen to your Father…………………
I want a good clean fight,…………
No wheelspining,…..
No handbrake turns,…..
and NO hitting below the bumper!!!!…..
LET'S GET IT AWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!
How do i get back down? Can u hit me with your cart so i fall.
) And after you laddies can come to daddys house for a little fun .
said put a caption not write a story sped
omg father we didnt do it gramps did it he did.
What a great prezzy 2 lovely jubleys all for me
Hi girls! I was wondering if u could help my father and I out ? Girls say how may we help you?
Can u please help my father find his Driver? They say sure. So the son goes up to his Father and says Happy Fathers Day ! These girls will help find your driver, since your driver hasn't seen much action, after mom pasted away. Father said this is the best present you have ever gotten me son, just wish you would have thought of it while your mother was still around.She would have been proud of my driver then..
OmG we forgot DaD can you give us some money so we can spend it all thank you we love you. Your the best
What a great prezzy two loverly juberlys all for me to play with,(whoooooooooooo)
Happy Fathers Day To All
Wotan: Ouch! My foot!
Albus: Finally. Now I can get that kidney transplant while he's in the hospital.
Last one to the Auction House buys Daddy a set of hurricane repariable irons.
Ready…….Set………Go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy took our Cart keys away from us, can you push us around the square?
Sure Ladies no Problem
On father's day us dads get super powers!!!!!
See watch, go at each other full speed and I"ll fly up right out of the way!!!!!
IGN: bongking in Vallar
Wonton wished someone would give him HIGHER IMPACT for Father's Day, THIS is not what he had in mind !!!!
Euphoric Dad jumping for joy on Fathers day with 2 cars as his fathers day suprise. (Also contains 2 hot chicks which are fit for use anyway you see fit).
I told you Dad was gonna jump for joy when he saw these new cars we got him for father's day!
Diesel3
Vallar
1)
Dr. Albus: The paternity results indicate they are both your daughters.
Erda & Shaoring: Happy Father's Day.
Wotan: Woohoo! I'd rather be golfing though.
2)
Albus: Just because it's father's day, Wotan, you still have to look both ways when you cross the street!
Xzyrus on Vallar
car is very fast and very furious
Ladies!!! How many times do I have to tell you? This is a golf course , not part of the fathers day parade route.
Listen to dad If you want to race you both need to go in the same direction.__Son, this is why you need to look both ways before crossing the street.__Its fathers day and I am golfing what else is better?__(girl1) Dad I want to golf with you. (girl 2) No dad I want to golf with you Granpa smells funny.
Account username: rwadair rwadair@drmc.org
Happy Fathers Day Dad! Gladsheim your son. Sosori this card was the only thing i got you. Will be better next year Alfheim Abel Plena to get off this game and get a job!
Happy Fathers Day Dad! Gladsheim your son. Sosori this card was the only thing i got you. Will be better next year Alfheim Abel Plena to get off this game and get a job!
Wotan: Thanks for the good looks dad.
Hywel_
Vallar
Ok thats levitation of me sorted …now to try and get these two cars off the ground..
username: cujo2000
Dad Look….Theres' a couple more!
I am really getting tired of telling these people that Shot-Online does not have Valet parking.
C'mon Dad, Lets go and play a relaxing 18 holer over at Shot-Online.com
Happy Fathers Day Dad! Gladsheim your son. Sosori this card was the only thing i got you. Will be better next year Alfheim Abel Plena to get off this game and get a job!
Love you, Rufus
sosori i forgot to sign the first one
the new car is very beautiful,the scare is fabric around…nice picture
Girls never let me down..isn`t it Grandpa?
Girls never let me down..isn`t it Grandpa?
In Game name: Syma
Server: Vallar
The look on his sons face spoke volumes to Mr. Albus. His son was in a very tight spot. It dawned on him that it may be now too late for the "birds and bees" talk he was preparing. Good luck to all Dads out there and Happy Fathers Day!
zaa on vallar
YEAH U-R-THE-THE-MAN YOUR SURE CAN HIT EM BUT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A GOLF BALL
Albus: Girls, I told you to "Drive It Farther", not "Drive At Father"
CallMeBirdie on Vallar
"Look Erda, I don't care if you're Tour Pro or not… you're still going the wrong way."
My dad taught me golf is like life….Through golf, this is how he showed me what it is like to be between a rock and a hard place having a family.
SO user name: aewill
SO email account: aewill1172@gmail.com
SO character name: AWE-II
!! The winner of the 'Fathers Day Open Tour' is Albus with his son Wotan in close 2nd !!
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(Father says to Son) ~ What are YOU jumping about for…….You didn't win ??
(Son replies) ~ True, but at least I got 2 Birdies !! hehehe
_________________________
ShotOnline User Name: phil336
Server: Vallar
HAPPY FATHERS DAY…mom said we could use your visa to get you a gift. So we each bought you a brand new go-golf cart !!!! Mine goes faster daddy, you can ride with me, and gramps can ride in the slow one with tommy. The man at the pro shop said we could drive cause your credit went thru.
i8thr2 or i8thr3 SO
You mean you wait to tell me, AFTER I bought you both new carts, I'm NOT your Father?
1.. What is it about "Follow each other" do you not understand??
2.. It's out of gas, Son, its BATTERY operated….
3.. The Golf Bags were in the back of each cart, where are they now??
4.. You were walking around and just found these carts on the course..
5.. OMG, where is the drive through window???
6.. But this is the Pedesterian walk area, not the starting line…
7. FATHERS DAY, And here I am directing Golf Cart Traffic..
Slug Bug times two Baby!!!! Slug B ug times 2…….
Now go find grandpa's tee-th!
lovetrain
Vallar
(In a cinema studio) (Albus is the realisator, Wotan the father of the erda and Shaoring…)
Cut! Perfect, we got the murder scene gals! Good job!!!
"But…But Our father really died"…
I thought that was the gift you wanted for your dad…
^^ ID : greg1994
username: MAME
EMAIL: laurenceguillemard@orange.fr
Wotan: can you give me an advice, dad?
Albus: I would chose the one with the nicer car
OldHappy on Hollid
Blacktiger on Vallar
Dad have you been to the 19th hole again!? We aren't twins. You're seeing double.
I can't putt so why would I want to drive?
look at my muscles girls ! dont be jealous grandpa… nah i love my beer belly it makes my charm
Dad! Why did you give my daughters each a car for Father's Day? Do you know what this will do to my insurance?
" C'mon dad, you look like a dork in them clothes! " " We nearly ran into each other cuz we were laughing so hard! "
Pred314 on vallar
" Thats exactly what im talkin' about, Dad ! " " Women drivers"
Pred314 on vallar
1. "Ladies…Ladies….I know I promised you both a shopping spree after golf, but gramps has all the money not me!….aaiieeee!!"
2. Shoaring "What's got Dad all excited?"
Erda "He just found out Gramps is paying his green fees all day on Fathers day!"
Shoaring "That's it??"
Erda "no…it just so happens Shotonline is having a double day then too hee hee!
Shoaring "WOW look at him go…wait till he finds out we're invited to haha!
3. Golfing with friends at Shotonline on a double day….It just doesn't get any better than this…Happy Fathers Day all…yay!!
tigershmiger on Vallar
Shot Online User name Skitzo
In game name ¿Skitzo
Vallar
My original comment did not have my Shot online User name
Shot Online User name Skitzo
In game name ¿Skitzo
Vallar
My original comment did not have my Shot online User name
1. "Flying high on life and golf at Shotonline! Happy Fathers Day!"
2. Gramps: "Ladies! watch out for that crazy fella!"
Erda: "Hey whats with the crazy jumping in the middle of the road!"
Shoaring: "Yea…what gives!?"
HappyWotan: "Double day and fathers day at Shotonline….life just doesn't get any better woo hoo!!"
3. "Why can't you all understand! Golfing at Shotonline is all i want to do for Fathers day..OH..that's what you all want too?….Woo Hoooo!!" Happy Fathers day all!
Zodguy on Vallar
We're recalling all golf carts to instal drink holders, so that dad's can have a beer on fathers day. We aplogise for the inconvenience!
Oh Dad, when you said you wanted to go to the Golf courts on Fathers Day we thought you wanted to play Golf not being the traffic Police!!!
You better stick to playing golf though…
!! The winner of the 'Fathers Day Open Tour' is Albus with his son Wotan in close 2nd !!
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(Father says to Son) ~ What are YOU jumping about for…….You didn't win ??
(Son replies) ~ True, but at least I got 2 Birdies !! hehehe
__________________________
ShotOnline User Name: phil336
Server: Vallar
Hey Dad, why aren't you crossing at the crosswalk?
Jude_Sweet on Vallar
Dad saying "Next year for your birthday present, I will get myself some health insurance!"
pej on Vallar
If you love me, you won't hit me on my day.
VickyII on Vallar
Don't hit me, hit grandpa!
LUCCIGUGGI on Vallar
Look Dad!
My new antiperspirant that I got for Father’s Day does stop the wetness but it also appears to stop traffic too!
Now hurry up and cross we will be late for our Tee time on Rufus.
" We know NG's are tight right now, so we pooled our NG's together and rented these cars for you and Grandpa on your special day. Happy Fathers Day Dad and Grandpa. We Love You."
"Yup…. Yup….. Yup…… Yup"
" On your special day, leave the driving to us. Happy Fathers Day."
"We wanted to get you a really nice car and a couple girls for Fathers Day, but all we could afford is this caption. Happy Fathers Day"
Armadillo852 Vallar forever!!!
Guy on the right, "Uggh! Women drivers! Can't you see I'm trying to cross?!?!"
Guy on the left, "Hey watch it m8, they're my daughters and they're only learning!!"
Wotan: So, dad, which one do you want do give your "private" driving lessons to? And no, I'm not telling mom like I did last year
Happy Fathers day 
:D:D
Lefthander – Vallar
Ooops
yesindeed – Vallar
Anyone for a 4some..
1."GIRLS!! GIRLS!! No need to fight over him! You can find at least 3 dozen more EXACTLY like him over by Potter. Just stay away from the ones wearing kilts is all your Dad asks."
2. "Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggs!!!!"
RIPxxx on Vallar.
Dontcha wish your golf game was hot like me?
Pred314 on vallar
"See Dad I told you , level 21 = CHICKS!"
"Dad, would ya look at that? Grandma's been givin' driving lessons again! "
Pred314 on vallar
See Mom if you whack dad just right with both carts you can squeeze all the money out of him like an old toothpaste tube, and we can get gramps to help us spend it. Have fun at the hospital on Fathers
day.
Today an old man witnessed two mother's of youngs boy trying to run Micheal Jackson with their golf carts.
And in the news today an old man witnessed two mothers of young boys trying to run over Micheal Jackson with their golf carts
And in the news today an old man witnessed two mothers of young boys trying to run over Micheal Jackson with their golf carts as a Father's day present
Can someone direct me to the golf course?
Hi there Bigboy. I'm your Father's Day Strip-O-Gram. Let's get in on!!!
Shhhhhh!!!!! That's the wife. Don't let her hear you.
Hi Honey! Who's that.
Oh, I don't know she came to pick her (sugar) daddy standing there. Grrrrrrrrrr
nooooooooooo I just wanted to play golf…….now my wife AND my mistress found me here !
morona on vallar
"See what happens on Fathers Day if you let your ex wives know where you live"
rocket_man (vallar)
OMG dadd sit down before you have a heart a tack,We know we know no golfing for us today just you.Happy fathers day dad go and enjoy yourself we are putting the carts away and gramps to.
"Dad lets run over there and hop in with that girl" son says. "Son lets walk over there and get them both" Father says A father and son treat Happy fathers Day
"Dad lets run over there and hop in with that girl" son says. "Son lets walk over there and get them both" Father says A father and son treat Happy fathers Day
War_Ensemble vallar
Knew i should of got a driving school to teach my daughter to drive.
In game name is kenny2
“Hey sis you, run over gramps and ill take out dad and we will split the family fortune.”
“but its fathers day! I cant do it! ”
“But we can sell Glieger cousre and get enough NG to buy a set of repairable hurricanes!”
” Well now thats a good plan! OK I got gramps! (bump bump crash) got him! you get dad!”
VRRRROOOM! SCREACH! BAM, BLAMO! “GOT HIM! cha ching!
(do not attempt this at home)
Happy Fathers day!
Father's day, the one day a year to give the father's a brake.
Father's day, the one day a year to give the fathers a brake
*small correction of previous post
)
Women and cars, a bad combination….
2nd_Legg on vallar
Fathers day, finally a day without getting runned over by women…
Leggen on vallar
Well… I gotta say, a stud grandpa, two ladies in nice cars, and a nice classy suite with imitation Iron-Man Shoes adds up to a lot. I'm so broke, don't even TRY to get me started man. Happy Fathers Day
girl: i think GM Wotan is doin something cool to impress Daddy.
girl 2: yea.. what ever it is, i hope he breaks his leg when he hits the ground again.. we can ask for a new hurricane iron set for daddy, for driving him to the hospital.
girl: … sure, why not, it IS father's day.
girl: i think GM Wotan is doin something cool to impress Daddy.
girl 2: yea.. what ever it is, i hope he breaks his leg when he hits the ground again.. we can ask for a new hurricane iron set for daddy, for driving him to the hospital.
girl: … sure, why not, it IS father's day.
happy father's day
Zoolander, valler
Oh My ! When did they move the Indy 500 to Fathers Day ??
edmwalt vallar server
Ladies its fathers day, take me out of my misery and run my rear end over !!!
Ok thats enough u two just because ur sister golf me a free golf pass and u got me a tie doesn't mean u can fight it just means she knows me better….
dad if you die… remember i always loved you
Wow! Thanks for the golf cart honey! What did I do to deserve this?
It's Father's Day!
Pfft…I'd rather have VIP boxes!
Teazy in Vallar jt_ward14@hotmail.com
look at this 2 for the price of 1 what a gift on the best day of the year i will plat even better
happy fathers day
Beceause of the global recession we are going to kill you off so we wont have to get you a gift happy daddy's day
FINALLY !! The girls paid for OUR golf Dad !! Sure beats the usual socks and ties we get every year.
Girls! It's called a traffic circle for a reason! You're suppossed to go the same way!
JUMP like Neo in the Matrix to avoid of the Agents!
golf74
golf74@gmail.com
Girls!!!! Gramps and I have been lookin all over for our carts!! We have a father/son fathers day invitational tournament starting in any minute!!!
Yes finally a day to celebrate my achievements and contributions to the family! Wait! Where are you going girls? No, I didn't say you could leave! …. Oh, it's just another day
Well son, if you insist on dressing like a zebra crossing, and stand in the road, you gotta expect to get run over!!!!
Dad, you've got a great vert on you and even though its fathers day you're never clearing that car
nzmade
vallar
they holding you 4 ransom son ? hahahaha now you no how it feels
email = arkangell_32@homail.com
Damn Dad my mother and sister got me same car as gift
account: taconguero1 character name: Aburrido email: luis.kmacho@gmail.com
Just before impact Dad was heard to say "Flame on"!…
"As soon as your two other blonde sisters get here, we'll have the 4-way stop called "Eternity"..
"Please, in the name of all that is logical….beam me up Scotty"!
son: ride with me dad
1st daughter: no ride with me daddy
2nd daughter: no, me daddy, ride with me please please please
after some bickering, the children turn to their wise fater and say"it's your day dad, who do you want to ride with?" the father comes up with a perfect solution…………
Fater: I'll ride with each of you for 6 holes, then you'll each have a chance to give eachother headaches too.
Two girls in golf carts $0.00
Dad in Corinthian leather vest…priceless
Look, its Dad in his Allowance Pinata, nail him!….
Dad: poster boy for "say no to sex"..
I coulda been the fifth Beatle but I decided to mutate.
Others have come and gone but I have persevered as the father of a couple of dumbasses..
Thought about having sex once, oops, I did it again…
Women and cars is like drinking and driving…. they just don't mix
Lefty
Hollid
I guess the two for one deal at WalMart on power wheels wasn't such a good idea.
omg dad why did you have to give me the same car as her i told you i wanted a pink hummer stretch limo not a gogo mobile now all your getting for your fathers day gift is a bottle of that cheap after shave that you said smells like skunk piss
omg dad why me,we always have to play bumper cars and my gogo mobile always gets a wrecked fender from it. ok this is the last time if it happens again you will have to go buy me a hot pink convertable with a souped up engine and spinners on the wheels and number plates that read imsexy.
its total grid lock
Look dad. we both bought you a new golf cart. drive mine first dad. WAIT WAIT girls i can only drive them if they are in one piece.
Look dad. we both bought you a new golf cart. drive mine first dad. WAIT WAIT girls i can only drive them if they are in one piece.
oh crap is that fear i smell on the wind son ?
Being a father of twins is tough. Playing chicken to see which one has to go.
SHOT-ONLINE USERID: MISTERD
ok enough preaching son lets get golfing
p.s.happy fathers day
it's fathers day son i get choice i'll take the blue cart
A round of golf $150 ,luxury golf cart an two hot women priceless,thanks visa for my fathers day present
from TroyS on Vallar
happy fathers day all gd golfing
"Dad you got my girls karts?… why me!?! whyyyyy!!!"
Fathers reply, "that is payback for last years Father's Day gift to me.. hehe"
Vallar: mami2azoo
destrinmom@tampabay.rr.com
look betty archie has made a date with both of us again.
whatshould we do veronica?
ditch him and we will pick up jughead instead.
OK lets go
Now, now girls. You can both have a piggyback!
And they say it's only your birthday that hurts
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
S.O ACCOUNT lilmissmc
1 -Come on dad, help me out here……..these women are crazy and we have a tee time in 5 minutes.
2-OMG dad,why did you let your grand daughters drive these carts…….I give up
3- Dad can you please tell the girls they have to go in the same direction if they're going to race around this circle,
4-Ok girls, enough fooling around …….we have a father day tee time in 10 minutes.
5-Ok girls ……I know you love when we go golfing,but we're going to need those carts.
6- Sweetie we only had a few beers ,Iam sure we can still drive on the back 9 .
7-Hey wotan…… If they want to fight over who has tighter shorts, let them…..Its fathers day so lets get this golf game going.
8-What in the hell is going on here?…..Grampa is half in the bag and we're late for are fathers day golf game.
9-Hey dad, I think we should drive, because these girls dont have a clue what there doing.
10-I know we said,we would let the girls drive the carts on farthers day,but this is ridiculous….They didnt even bring are clubs from the car.
11- Dad this was a bad idea letting the girls drive the carts on farther day …..I sure hope u have insurance.
11-Girls how are we suppose to golf on farthers day with out beer and clubs?
12-Whoooooooooo…..You just about hit eachother…Now dont back up and run grandpa over because we still have a golf game to play.
13-Boy oh boy……This fathers day doesn't look good already.
character name is actually Sarrus
Girls! Girls! Get off your cell phones and pay attention. You almost hit your gramps!