E3: It’s Back!

Forget everything I said the other day about E3 being nothing but  a giant PR junket. Alright… so maybe it still is! But so what? It’s back to its old self again! The image on the left should tell you everything you need to know about the con returning to a state of normalcy.

It was a rough two years of soul-searching, but it seems all involved parties have finally come to their senses and realized that you have to give the people what they want: Scantily clad women, music and sound effects blaring at 120db from every surface capable of mounting a speaker, and five square miles of demo stations, stretching off as far as the eye can see.

My only complaint now is that Kentia Hall remains closed. Everyone who has ever been knows that Kentia Hall is the true heart and soul of E3. Things won’t really be back to 100% until we can all wander back down the basement for some hot knockoff NES console and vibrating plastic racing seat action.