Comments on: PotBS Pre-Order Giveaway!

By: Baruk

Baruk — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:10:17 +0000

Wahay and arrr me hearties!
Thsanks MMO Gamer fer the prize
Pirates here I come

By: Lisa Weaver

Lisa Weaver — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:26:24 +0000

Please make sure you have all gotten my email from lweaver@mmo-gamer.com.

By: Da_ALC

Da_ALC — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:53:41 +0000

Wooo! I won! Thanks MMO Gamer!

By: Lisa Weaver

Lisa Weaver — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:54:01 +0000

The winners have been announced! Thank you everyone!
http://www.mmo-gamer.com/?p=330

By: AndrewRF

AndrewRF — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:01:31 +0000

2001: A Space Odyssey

Dave: My God, it’s full of stars!

Pirate Dave: Arrr, my god tis’ full o’ stars!

By: yain77

yain77 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:23:51 +0000

Ash: Arrgh! Now ye swear if one of ye scurvy dogs touches me…

By: Lisa Weaver

Lisa Weaver — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:20:39 +0000

LOL there are some really good entries here.

By: thelulz.net » Pirates of the Burning Sea giveaway

thelulz.net » Pirates of the Burning Sea giveaway — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:57:13 +0000

[...] MMO Gamer is holding an SEO-sponsored contest: translate a phrase from a movie into pirate-speak and win one of four Pirates of the Burning Sea [...]

By: Vlorg

Vlorg — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:34:11 +0000

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ******s, ****s, ***s or *******s. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Pirate Translation: If ye wenches leave me isle, arrr, if ye survive sprog trainin’, ye be a cutlass. Ye be a minister o’ Davy Jones prayin’ fer battle. But until that tide ye be scurvy dogs. Ye be th’ lowest form o’ life on th’ oggin. Ye be nay e’en bilge-suckin’ swabs. Ye be nothin’ but unorganized landlubbin’ pieces o’ poxed bilge water. On accoun’ o’ I be hard, arrr, ye will nay like me. But th’ more ye hate me, arrr, th’ more ye will savvy. I be hard, but I be fair! Thar be nay cackle weavin’ here. I do nay look down on blackbirds, lobsters, dagos or scuppers. Here ye be all equally worthless. An’ me orders be t’ weed ou’ all blaggards who do nay go on account t’ serve on me beloved ship. Do ye horn swogglin’ scurvy cur savvy?

–Full Metal Jacket (1987)

By: Krazy Kyle

Krazy Kyle — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:00:07 +0000

“Yarr! I be mad as Hades, and I’ll not be takin’ it anymore!”

-Inspired by Howard Beale in Network (1976)

By: Baruk

Baruk — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:34:59 +0000

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

“I’ll get ya Me Hearties, and yer little port , too!”

By: yain77

yain77 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:23:32 +0000

Kate: Ye be okay?
Seth: Aye, jus’ peachy, Kate. The world be me oyster, cept’ for ye fact that I rammed a wooden peg in me brethern’s heart cause he turned in a bloody vampire, even though Ye don’t believe in bloody vampires. Aside for that ye unfortunate plunderin, everything shipshape.

Dusk til Dawn

By: Excelsior

Excelsior — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:49:47 +0000

Never… never… bring… a… sword… to… a… cannon.. fight?
-Idlewild (2006)

By: Excelsior

Excelsior — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:47:33 +0000

That not be a dagger.
[draws a large sword]
That be a dagger.

By: Excelsior

Excelsior — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:36:18 +0000

Ye be needin’ a bigger boat, matey. Arrr!

By: Abdanck

Abdanck — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:01:44 +0000

Robin Williams (Adrian Cronauer): Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!

Pirate Translation : Goooooooood morning, Tortuga ! Aye, this not a test ! This is blood n’ war ! Time to rock it from Vera Cruz to Port Royal !

By: mjayg

mjayg — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:58:16 +0000

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

“Ahoy, in 1930, the Republican-controlled House o’ Representati’es, in an effort t’ alle’iate the effects o’ the… Anyone? Anyone?… the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or loward?… raised tariffs, in an effort t’ collect more re’enue for the federal king’s men. Did work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper int’ the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate o’er this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Cur’e. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the re’enue cur’e, you will get exactly the same amount o’ re’enue as at this point. This is ‘ery contro’ersial. Does anyone know what ‘ice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Somethin’-d-o-o economics. “Voodoo” economics. Gar.”

By: Da_ALC

Da_ALC — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:32:47 +0000

James Bond; “Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred”
Pirateism; “Grogg! Beaten, not swizzled”

By: Da_ALC

Da_ALC — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:25:16 +0000

The Matrix, Morpheus; “Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?”
Pirateism; “Yarrr, Neo, be ye knowing who I be?”

By: Da_ALC

Da_ALC — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:20:17 +0000

Babe; “That’l do pig, that’l do”
Pirateism: “Arr, that’l be the end of that ya scurvy-ridden, trasure-snarfing land-whale”